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Saint Chonk Candle

Regular price $10.00

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Oh Lawd He Cometh! Our lovable hefty boi is now in saintly candle form. Want to improve your very own chonk’s behavior? It can’t hurt to pray to the majestic absolute unitness of the Chonks and see what happens. Praying super hard with this candle lit could also possibly lead to some great snacks finding their way to you. It’s worked for us every time, but it could just be that we make sure that an abundant supply of snacks is always near so no guarantees there.
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