Goat Tee
Sale price
$32.00
He’s generous with his time.
Patient. Attentive. Surprisingly flexible.
The Non-Satanic Black Goat is here to help. He’ll fix the sink, carry the groceries, charm your mom and absolutely steal your girl with his charm — all while thanking you for the opportunity.
Printed on a unisex tee that looks dangerously good on literally everyone.
Not evil, just misunderstood.
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