Want more Drekker in your life, or more specifically, your afterlife? Drekker Bone Boxes are available now!
This coffin has everything you need as you plan your dirt nap. Device charging? We’ve got you covered with 4 USB ports (2 USB-A, 2 USP-C). Worried your new worm friends might get bored? Spring for the optional Worm Playground and keep your new friends entertained forever! Your bones will love the memory foam padded interior and sturdy construction that’s definitely not made of shit wood. No bodies flying out of these coffins and hitting pavement. Plus now capable of 70% faster rotting - that’s 40% more than we expected!Secure your Drekker Bone Box now, and take advantage of our flexible upgrade program if you don’t bite it right away. Maybe you want a webcam? That’s in development. Surround sound system with added bass boost and Zune connection package? Also in development - Zune not included. Cup holders for your favorite Drekker beer? Every Drekker Bone Box already includes TWO!Act now and get yours before you’re gone! Only $10,000 to take us with you forever - and ask about our limited time special - 2 Drekker Bone Boxes for only $16,000!
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