Saint Ectogasm Candle
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$10.00
There’s something therapeutic about lighting things on fire, and this Ectogasm Saint candle is no exception. Plus there’s the added possibility of raising the dead! We don’t know how all of that works, we’re pretty sure there’s more involved than just lighting a candle so please don’t call us with support requests should you accidentally raise the dead. Call the police. Or a priest. Maybe just run.
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